We do:

• TOE TINGLINGLY TERRIFIC real turf
• AWESOME artificial grass
• RIDICULOUSLY RAD resin bound paving
• SIMPLY SUPERB safety surfacing
• LUDICROUSLY LOVELY landscaping

for homeowners and businesses across the South West

In an industry renowned for laziness, builders bums, no-shows and other false promises we have built a reputation for our rate of work, keeping our bums well hidden, always turning up on time and going above and beyond our customers expectations each and every time.  But don’t just take our word for it – visit our facebook and google profiles to read actual words from actual people verifying our ability to perform well on these key points. 

• Looking for a contractor you can rely upon to turn up on time?  Look no further..

• Looking for a contractor who will be respectful and take the time to look after yours and your neighbours properties whilst completing any work?  We’ve got you..

• Looking for a contractor who does exactly what they said they were going to do using the best products and most thorough installation methods possible?  Us again..

• Looking for enhanced DBS checked, genuinely lovely people who are engaged in what they’re doing, taking pride in every step toward achieving completion of your project? That’s us..

• Looking for the cheapest, quickest firm to do the job for you?  Erm you’re probably in the wrong place – that’s just not us.  

Who we are: 

We are an elite team of hand-selected turf ticklers involved in the supply and installation of AWESOME artificial grass, RIDICULOUSLY RAD resin bound, SIMPLY SUPERB safety surfacing and LUDICROUSLY LOVELY landscaping solutions. We do this for awesome people at a price that represents fantastic value for money based on the quality of the products and depth of installation experience and thoroughness we offer.  We’ve got an unparalleled reputation for doing what we do which has led to us being very much in demand working for:

• homeowners
• other landscapers
• building contractors
• housing developers
• and many other types of businesses 

To reiterate and distil: a great team of chaps, taking lots of pride in doing a fantastic job with fantastic products for fantastic people.  

Our promise to you is to bring your project in; on time (weather and other external factors aside), on budget and on spec to the best of our ability.  In the unlikely event of there being any issues we take pride in resolving them quickly and effectively, turning those frowns upside down and switching the fumbles that make grumbles into smiles for miles!  

Who we are not: 

We are not your oi oi saveloy, peeing behind the garden shed, eighty a day smoking, gallon o tea drinking, wolf-whistling, tracksuit trouser wearing, peeping in your windows, tops off Tuesdaying contractor who turns up two weeks late smelling like the pub floor after a live premiership match with a ‘that’ll do’ attitude and a four hour working day.  For the love of CAPABILITY BROWN take some flower plucking pride in yourselves fellow earth shovelling people!